Yeah, so college right. Whatever. Just a bunch of homework. The good part is that it made 3 friends seem like several with the little time i can spend with them.

True story long since overdue:
Im at the baseball game with my father. Im cute so when i ask for a pretzel my daddy will stand in the 20 minute last call line to buy me one. Well, as soon as we get to the front of the line (of course i didnt make him stand alone) this girl about 16 jumps between us and the counter. "Excuse me," my father says, "back of the line is that way."
The girl, without skipping a beat, looks my dad straight in teh eye (he is very tall so quite a feat for short little her) and says, "But I'm pretty!" in teh most "duh!" tone humanly possible. My mouth drops! just drops. i cant even say anythign. too many things are flooding my mind at once. Finally, my father looks at her and says, "Yeah! you keep thinking those happy thought. end of the line."
She refuses to take that and says, "fine, i will just go back to my seat then. Upon later review of this situation we came up with several witty things my father could have said including showing her his wedding ring and saying,"see this! this means i dont see pretty anymore." haha! how wonderfully delicious! i hate her.